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California Costumes Men's Big Foot,Dark Brown,One Size Costume

Bigfoot Plus Size Costume 1X

Bigfoot. Sasquatch. Yeti. The mysterious creature has many names, but everyone knows who they're talking about. Some people spend their whole lives trying to prove the big guy's existence, but it's so much easier just to dress up as them in this Bigfoot Plus Size Costume! Putting yourself in Bigfoot's shoes (which must be huge) might actually be the best way to track him down. Has anyone even tried that before? After a couple weeks of hanging out in the woods in this costume, eating nuts and berries, with just the squirrels and birds to keep you company, you'll start thinking like Bigfoot, and then you'll know exactly where to look for him. Actually, wait... that's a terrible idea, and we're not just saying that so no one beats us to it. Running around the woods in a big, furry bodysuit sounds like a great way to be mistaken for an animal by some hunters, and it also sounds like a foolproof method for smelling like a bag of soggy laundry. If we still aren't convincing you it's a bad idea, though, just remember to wear a bright orange vest and plenty of deodorant, even if it's not the Sasquatch way.The other reason why you'll have to be careful when wearing this costume is because once you slip into the furry jumpsuit, gloves and full head mask, you'll be the spitting image of the mythical monster-man. It's really best just to wear this in well-lit, developed areas, where nobody will mistake you for a bonafide yeti and take blurry pictures of you, which we're told are called pictures of "blobsquatches." You don't want to be the next blobsquatch, do ya?

Bigfoot Plus Size Costume for Men

Are you a big foot believer? Well, let's hope you are because according to our extensive research (a full half hour of getting side tracked on the world wide web) if you're not a believer then you're more likely to have a sometimes violent, usually frightening, and always ostracizing encounter with this woodland beast.Now, whatever you do, don't get this guy mixed up with the Yeti, that'll really make him angry and you'd better be sure you have enough beef jerky to placate him! For one, the Yeti lives all the way over in the Himalayas, a Yeti and Sasquatch have probably never even met before. Our Bigfoot likes warmer climates. It's been seen across rural America wandering next to the highway and through the woods by all sorts of people. The internet is full of accounts told by people from all walks of life telling their Bigfoot stories. There's even one about a police officer spotting one at the side of the road. Say what you will about hoaxes but in our humble opinion, all these witnesses can't be delusional!The most likely solution? Bigfoot is likely a customer of ours, wearing one of our quality costumes! Sure, it takes a lot of commitment to wander around in hopes that someone might spot you but everyone ought to have a hobby. In this furry jumpsuit, you would definitely stop traffic and drop jaws with the muscly chest, oversized paws, and believable mask. We do want to note that there's a lot of folks out there with gun sights aimed, ready to take a bigfoot down, so we really don't recommend wearing this costume out in the woods. It's a much better idea to wear this costume to make sure you win at that costume party you're headed to! 15 minutes of fame? Nah, you're going down in history with this bigfoot costume!