Little Bigfoot Meets a Person: A Modern Tale about Bigfoot, a Legendary Animal of the Redwood WildernessDo you like adventure stories? Are you curious? Do you think a bigfoot could possibly exist in some remote area of the planet? In "Little Bigfoot Meets a Person," a curious little bigfoot who believes people exist and a curious young littlefoot, who is a bigfoot believer, meet on a trail in the shadows of the redwood forest. Their curiosity is satisfied, but one of them has a life-threatening experience. Educational A chapter book for young readers A field-tested and approved read-aloud selection, grades 1-6 Accurate descriptions of native plant and animal life A springboard for ...
A TRUCKER IN FLORIDA GETS PICKED UP BY BIGFOOT:I saw this thing come up to the door of the cab. This thing was tall, covered with darkish hair. It stuck its face right into the cab. When the thing leaned in, its body brushed against my feet. That's how close we were. These two huge hands grabbed my legs. I was dragged out of the truck. The thing just tucked me under one of his arms like I was a rag doll. My head was pushed down into that fur, and I almost gagged from the stench. With me under his arm, he walked around to the front of the truck. He moved in front of the lights and looked at me. It was as if he was inspecting me and deciding whether to keep me or throw me away. I knew I was in bad trouble if he dragged me off. I didn't know what he wanted with me. I just knew I wanted out of there.(from Chapter 4)
In his eagerly anticipated follow-up to "Me Write Book," Bigfoot returns from exile to share his inspiring, hilarious, and often deeply disturbing experiences as a misunderstood forest gentleman and tragic media darling. These entertaining and often grizzly stories stand not only as a testament to the greatness of the legendary man-beast, but also as a chilling cautionary tale of the downside of a life of celebrity, cannibalism, celebrity cannibalism, wanton violence, and lack of toilet training. As in "Me Write Book," full-color glossy spreads depict every intimate, disgusting, and downright insane moment of Bigfootas life. "Bigfoot: I Not Dead" is an unforgettable memoir that will stay with readers long after his foul scent has dissipated.